Lecture Tour with A Difference
On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van parked and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.
“What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?” asked the police officer.
“I’m on my way to a lecture,” answered Roger.
“And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?” inquired the constable sarcastically.
“My wife,’ slurred Daniel grimly.
A Romantic New Year’s Day Story
A married couple had been out shopping for most of the day. Suddenly the wife realized that her husband had “disappeared.” Somewhat irate, she called her husband’s mobile and demanded, “Where are you?”
Husband: “Darling, do you remember that little jewelry shop where you saw that beautiful diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it? I didn’t have the money at that time and I said “Darling it’ll be yours one day.”
Wife, tremulously, “Yes, I do remember that my love.”
Husband, “Well I’m in the Pub next to that shop. – Kindly sent in by Shay Foley
A Bad Dream?
Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year’s Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year’s present. What do you think it all means?”
“Aha, you’ll know tonight,” answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: “The meaning of dreams.”