08 Oct ESCORT CHICAGO PET PEEVE LIST
Posted at 13:14h
in Escort News
GIRLS PET PEEVES
- Answered the door naked …
- Took several phone calls while I was in the room …
- House was filthy. Never even made an effort to pick up.
- The client just came from the hotel gym and was very stinky and sweaty.
- Left his house after he made the appointment. To run to the store and did not tell the agency. I had to wait in his driveway for 20 minutes, never even apologized.
- Can’t find ID or money. Not making an effort to look.
- No means No. I do not want an alcoholic beverage.
- Wants me to get in a hot tub. Yikes. My hair will frizz and I am not wearing waterproof mascara. Can you say raccoon eyes?
- Did not bother to brush teeth before I arrived and wants GFE.
- Does not understand I have to check the ID and get paid before I can get “comfy”.
- My time starts when I arrive not when you decide to finally get out your credit card so I can do the paperwork.
- Clients who offer you drugs. OR even worse. Clients who expect you to make a phone call to find him drugs. I am an escort, not a drug dealer.
- Guys who told the waiter and the table next to us that I was a paid escort.
- Men who think rough is macho.
- Men who want a discount because they think they are good looking.
- Even though I mentioned 3 times we only had 20 minutes left he got upset when I told him I had to leave in 5 minutes.
- Clients who spend the entire time with you asking for your phone number. PULEEZE I am going to risk a good job so you can save some money?????
- Men who say if I stay longer without telling the agency they will call me back more often. I must look like a dumb blonde.
- The guy who took the little blue pill.
- The reason I work for an agency is so that my cell phone only rings when I am working. I do not want anyone calling, texting or leaving me a voice mail at inconvenient times.
- We will be adding to this every month. So feel free to check back.