Took several phone calls while I was in the room …
House was filthy. Never even made an effort to pick up.
The client just came from the hotel gym and was very stinky and sweaty.
Left his house after he made the appointment. To run to the store and did not tell the agency. I had to wait in his driveway for 20 minutes, never even apologized.
Can’t find ID or money. Not making an effort to look.
No means No. I do not want an alcoholic beverage.
Wants me to get in a hot tub. Yikes. My hair will frizz and I am not wearing waterproof mascara. Can you say raccoon eyes?
Did not bother to brush teeth before I arrived and wants GFE.
Does not understand I have to check the ID and get paid before I can get “comfy”.
My time starts when I arrive not when you decide to finally get out your credit card so I can do the paperwork.
Clients who offer you drugs. OR even worse. Clients who expect you to make a phone call to find him drugs. I am an escort, not a drug dealer.
Guys who told the waiter and the table next to us that I was a paid escort.
Men who think rough is macho.
Men who want a discount because they think they are good looking.
Even though I mentioned 3 times we only had 20 minutes left he got upset when I told him I had to leave in 5 minutes.
Clients who spend the entire time with you asking for your phone number. PULEEZE I am going to risk a good job so you can save some money?????
Men who say if I stay longer without telling the agency they will call me back more often. I must look like a dumb blonde.
The guy who took the little blue pill.
The reason I work for an agency is so that my cell phone only rings when I am working. I do not want anyone calling, texting or leaving me a voice mail at inconvenient times.
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